Gray-Seraphim

Gawddamnit why is everyone leaving? I know this is sudden, but why is everyone leaving? I just called to check up on my buddy in phoenix since I was gonna drop by tomorrow, but then he dropped this bombshell on me. The whole reason I was going up there was because a friend of mine was moving out to New Mexico. Now another one just tells me he's moving all the way out to gatorfuck-Florida! What the hell!? It's not so much that they are moving on that's making me upset. I think we'll be perfectly good friends forever without being in the same state, but I was the one who was supposed to leave this shithole in a desert first! Argh! Other than th

I've got three more weeks and I'll have finished my first productive semester in a while... still off track though. Ah man, gotta work on that. More importantly, though, I'm alive. Okay it was stupid but cut me some slack. People should print some warning on styrofoam that says almost every adhesive known to man will react with the foam forming fumes which could potentially asphyxiate you in a sealed room. Everyone know that, though, right? Normally I wouldn't complain about these things, but shit. Nearly dieing is a perfect reason to whine like a little bitch. I mean it was scary waking up and tripping balls to a waking nightmare in which I'

It's a friday night, you go home expecting to have a free afternoon. You are in that state of mind where, though you are aware that the cumulative hours of the next day's work far exceed any time you spend sleeping in the back of your classes, you are compelled to throw your backpack on your bed and rest easy for the night. Problem is, your bag hits something pretty damned dude-shaped underneath your covers. Turns out that some morron broke into your house and decided to sleep under your covers before making off with your tv and a couple dozen boxes of thinmints that your hot nextdoor neighbor's kid sister guilted you into buying. For some re