Gawddamnit why is everyone leaving? I know this is sudden, but why is everyone leaving? I just called to check up on my buddy in phoenix since I was gonna drop by tomorrow, but then he dropped this bombshell on me. The whole reason I was going up there was because a friend of mine was moving out to New Mexico. Now another one just tells me he's moving all the way out to gatorfuck-Florida! What the hell!? It's not so much that they are moving on that's making me upset. I think we'll be perfectly good friends forever without being in the same state, but I was the one who was supposed to leave this shithole in a desert first! Argh! Other than that I do miss playing with those guys and I thought we'd be able to have tons of fun once i graduate... sorry it's taking a while guys, if you're reading this, I hope you'll forgive me. Phoenix was too small for you guys anyways. I hope you both find something worthwhile. I'm sure you'll get a kick out of Florida, Joel. It's a perfect start for your zoology career. And Anette, the place you wanna go is about 300 miles in the opposite direction. You've always been the Hollywood kinda girl. So I'm hoping that you'll both read this someday and know that I want to kick you both in the general nads area, and that I luv you both anyways.
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